I saw dinosaurs. I saw a paradise in the arctic. I saw the most disgusting woman ever. I saw super powered individuals fighting just because they could. Is that what you're supposed to do when you're a Nova? Show off your powers by fighting others like you?
The nice thing about living in the ocean is I don't get a lot of visitors. I don't think I'll have to worry about people diving down and trying to start some shit. And no, that's not a challenge to anyone reading this. If, for some reason, you *do* think this is a challenge just remember: I have homefield advantage. And friends. And I breathe underwater. So just remember that.
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What about guests?
I'm sorry that your experiences with novas have been less than civil. If you don't mind the cold, you're always welcome to visit us at the St. Francis Animal Sanctuary to see how some of us are trying to make the world a better place without the use of violence.
-Ben Boxer, DVM
I guess it depends on who wants to visit and why. Not a lot of people hang out underwater.
And that's a nice offer, and I might just come up and see what you're all about.
Hey, fuck you!
I'm just kiddin! I take that as a mofuckin' compliment, dude. That is, unless yer talkin' about Purple Chick, which then ya got her beef not mine. But if that's the case, I totally farted a fuckton more than she did and shit! WHICH MEANS I WIN! FIST PUMP! And yeah, I said that last part outloud. I ain't got alotta hobbies, dude.
And, fer the record, we don't all fight fer showin' off. I fight cuz it's fuckin' fun and I'm kinda into that shit. Everyone else does it cuz they're fuckin paranoid psychopaths that think they need to kill ta keep from bein killed. Or they needs ta fend off whatever insane-ass conspirators they believe they got after their ass. That and I think we all legally obliged to hatin' on each other.
WELCOME ABOARD!
Or... uh, underboard, since yer like a fish dude and shit.
Rock out with yer mackerel out!
Tess Fuckass Turbo!
Let me just say that I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Got off on the wrong foot?!? You nearly killed me! If I hadn't errupted, I would be dead! And I was the lucky one. Lots of people died on that ship and you're playing the blame game.
I'm not the one who attacked the ship.
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