Do I live in a bad spy movie?

Cyborg sharks. A nuclear sub. Some douche Russian "hero". It's like no one bothered to tell me that all the stereotypes were true.

I don't mind the cold

I saw dinosaurs. I saw a paradise in the arctic. I saw the most disgusting woman ever. I saw super powered individuals fighting just because they could. Is that what you're supposed to do when you're a Nova? Show off your powers by fighting others like you?

The nice thing about living in the ocean is I don't get a lot of visitors. I don't think I'll have to worry about people diving down and trying to start some shit. And no, that's not a challenge to anyone reading this. If, for some reason, you *do* think this is a challenge just remember: I have homefield advantage. And friends. And I breathe underwater. So just remember that.